firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

(via killemdillem)

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

(via jesussbabymomma)

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

(via shlshl0)

Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.

Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*